enjolsass:

me my dad and my sister watch that ancient aliens show together and we pause it everytime there’s an inconsistency in the evidence and then talk about why it’s not true ancient aliens is like How Not To Present A Theory 101

is it pronounced status or status

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

kusakaryuuji:

taking selfies w/ friends like

isha-privilege:

libertarians aka republicans who smoke weed

phleps:

theirye’re* 

farrahsfaucet:

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily